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🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE APPROXIMATELY FOREVER 🚧
EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR TWEETS JUST AREN'T FUCKED UP ENOUGH?
Well FRIEND, have I got incredible news for you. Introducing
fuckitx — the revolutionary, patent-pending™ web technology
that literally nobody asked for, was endorsed by exactly zero focus groups, and was
hand-crafted in the dead of night by someone who really, truly, should have
been doing something more productive with their time.
You already know the drill: you paste a link to some perfectly nice tweet into Discord,
and Discord shows you… nothing. A blue link. An empty void where a beautiful
embed should be. It's 2026 and this is somehow still a
problem. So we fixed it. And then, because fixing it wasn't chaotic enough on its own,
we made it worse on purpose. You're welcome.
🖕 Word Mangling Technology™ — randomly jams the word
"fucking" into your tweets, because apparently 280 characters just wasn't
unhinged enough for Twitter to give you on its own.
📸 Photo Degradation Engine™ — takes your crisp, beautiful
photos and runs them through what can only be described as a garbage disposal,
then a photocopier, then that same garbage disposal again, out of spite.
💀 Random Existential Outbursts™ — occasionally just yells
"WHAT THE FUCK" at the end of a post for no reason whatsoever, much like this
website's creator at 3am while writing this sentence.
🎯 Zero Configuration™ — zero settings, zero content
warnings, zero good judgement exercised at any point in this process. (Some
regrets. A moderate amount of regrets, honestly.)
> HOW 2 USE (it's SOOOO easy, a baby could do it, please do not let a baby do it)
1. Find a tweet. Any tweet. This one's fine: https://x.com/someone/status/1234567890
2. Replace "x.com" with "fuckitx.com": https://fuckitx.com/someone/status/1234567890
3. Paste into Discord/Telegram/wherever.
4. Behold. Chaos. Enjoy responsibly, or, you know, don't.
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100% ORGANICHTML5 COMPLIANT*MADE WITH RAGE*not really
fuckitx is an unofficial, unaffiliated, deeply unserious fork of
FxEmbed, the actual good project
this one is held together by. If you want tweets embedded without the
chaos, go use that instead. We won't be offended. We'll be a little offended.
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